We made up. In fact the make up session was so fun, we might break up again next month. Be sure to stop by tomorrow to see our special guest, the talented, Denver-based, stand-up sensation, Stephanie McHugh. We love her and we demand that you do as well or we will make you Paris Hilton’s BFF.

We started a Facebook page, too! Be a fan!
Monkey’s Uncle on Facebook

Hope to see you Monday!

SHOW SCHEDULE

Monday, April 13
w/ Stephanie McHugh
@ 7:30 pm
Jazz@Jack’s
Denver Pavilions
500 16th St #320
303-433-1000
$7

We’re done. We just can’t take it any more. The in-fighting. The backstabbing. The sanctimonious put-downs of other members. That’s right, we’re breaking up because our spouses are fighting amongst themselves over which Monkey is funniest. No amount of condoling works as they won’t listen when we tell them over and over again that Mateo is the funniest. But that just starts the Monkey fighting.

One the many problems is Shari’s meteoric rise in popularity. It’s just the guys get sick of hearing, “Let’s go see Shari & Her Trained Monkeys tonight!” It certainly hasn’t helped that Matt2′s concentration is less focused on the troupe and more on becoming the first professional Facebook “artist”. If we have to hear about how the word Sienna is just as beautiful as the color we’re going to shove a 120-count Crayola set up his Status Update.

There is only one thing to do, we’re are going to disband. Don’t worry though. Some of us will be continuing as a group called Lipstick On Your Teeth. It will be an all-gay comedy troupe consisting of Howard, Mateo and Larry. Look for updates on your mirror soon!

SHOW SCHEDULE

Special guest: STEPHANIE McHUGH!
FINAL SHOW!
(If we were sending this on any other day than April 1)
Monday, April 13
@ 7:30 pm
Jazz@Jack’s
3rd Floor, Downtown Denver Pavilions
303-433-1000
$7