You ever meet someone who truly inspires awe in the depths of your soul to the point that the inspiring party starts to become uncomfortable with the very mention of you? That's how ACE inspires us. Yes, we are obeying the restraining order. Mostly. We can't resist going to a show now and then as should you. Go experience ACE in action in order to understand the love. Sigh.

'My Sweet' Westley said in The Princess Bride, "The Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist." All we Monkeys can say is, "HA! In your face, Westley!" You can prove that they exist, too, without all the 'fighting for your life' and 'teeth sinking into the meaty part of your shoulder'. Click on the cute, mostly-harmless mouse to see when they are next performing. And remember if someone calls you the Queen Of Putrescence, you're probably dreaming.

You know how you know someone and you kinda of know others and like them all and think they're funny, but you've never really seen them perform together, but you're sure that with all the individual funny that the group effort would be killer, so you go ahead and put a link up on your website anyway, because they're, like, friends and junk? Ladies and gentlemen, The Wigs.

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